May 23rd, 2003

Wow Neat

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amea: Went to eighth grade graduation last night, which is by all accounts cooler than our graduation. The boys get swords and the girls get gold roses, and there is much knighting and good stuff like that. And Steve MacDonald music. And some Henry the Kenneth Branaugth, which is (debatably) either IVth or Vth.

uberbitsch: [Reporting on a Mary Sue:]
Hair Color (include adjectives): Silvery Blonde
Eye Color (include adjectives): Silvery blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Going from the descriptions, I'm guessing that this woman twinkles in direct sunlight.
Freaked, K: DW Nine & Rose

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The Princess Bride section of ff.net is like a moist pile of shit sprouting Sue Flowers. They are easy to pick out. I skipped over anything about Wesley and Buttercup's children. Normally, the blinding pain of these fics would provide me with ample means to destroy any irritating thoughts (or hope for that matter) that might be keeping me awake at night. Usually, I would head straight for these, for they are classic pain and after physically exhausting myself with the agonizing torture of these fetid piles of crap, insomnia wouldn't stand a chance.

But I am a woman on a mission. Sue Spawn are not my objective [today], not unless they spring from Inigo's latin loins of doom.

-- kthm (whole post here *splorf*)