Ohmigawd! Can I MAKE MONEY FAST Too??? ;-)
"Why, upon checking my e-mail, I've just discovered that I can purchase one acre of land on the moon for just...$29.99! I feel so blessed! Quick, quick, everyone - give them your credit card details! How can you miss out on this fantastic opportunity?" --
suzvoy
"And not only that, you can probably also increase your penis size AND increase your breast size without surgery. You'll be the most interesting person on that moon. *g*" --
yamadara
"Personally, I favour increasing my ejaculation by 681%. I mean, who wouldn't want that??" --
suzvoy </i>[in her journal]</i>
"And not only that, you can probably also increase your penis size AND increase your breast size without surgery. You'll be the most interesting person on that moon. *g*" --
"Personally, I favour increasing my ejaculation by 681%. I mean, who wouldn't want that??" --