Once again exercising my cheerfully biased right to make an exception for our friend Fandom_Wank, here's two excerpts from what may very well be the Best Thread Ever
Okay, it's official. We're screwed, and it's not the good kind. If it was the good kind, you know the type with sheets being ripped and sweat dripping, I wouldn't mind, but no, no, no, it's the "oh fuck, here come's the re-education camp" type. :::sobs quietly in a corner::: I'm too young to be brainwashed.stalin (about plagiarism):
And if you investigate the story it usually turns out that the characters the 'writer' is bothered about are the very last characters anybody would want to steal in any case: blatant self insertions or characters so weak and wimpy that the only reasonable fate for them is death in a hotel fire.