May 7th, 2003

  • veux

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If I owned fandom, I would make commercials for it (that would air on fan-only networks, so that TPTB could not see them). And the commercials, they would be similar to those "everybody in khakis!" Gap commercials.

Picture it, man. 12 men wearing loose shirts in varying shades of blue and rather baggy jeans, facing forward. They're dancing, a little stiffly, not really moving, but kind of grooving to some upbeat jazz song. And then, the drums kick in and they all jump in a 90 degree turn, so the camera gets their profiles, revealing their protruding, pregnant stomachs, and they shout "Everybody in MPREG!" And then do jazz hands.

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