May 6th, 2003

Wow Neat

One for you "Ring" fans

The TV just came on by itself. The remote is up on a shelf and the cats weren't in the room at the time. There was some gunfire, an exploding lawn ornament, then John Ritter screamed, "THEY'RE DESTROYING MY DUCKS!" The TV stayed on for a few minutes, then shut off again when Jim Belushi started talking about the milkman banging Ritter's wife.

Seriously.

Now I'm waiting for the cast of Three's Company to crawl out of the screen and kill me.

-- orangekoi
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"There's a circle in the mansion. It goes like this:

John likes Bobby likes Rogue likes Logan likes Jean likes Scott likes Charles likes Erik likes John."

-katemonkey in icemanroguepyro regarding the shippiness of the X-Men movies.
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...on the way to the pub tonight, I noticed that the price of petrol had dropped by 20 percent!! Amazing. This inspired me to draft the following letter to the brave leaders of the Coalition of the Willing.™

Dear President Bush, Prime Minister Blair and er... the Australian one.
I'd just like to extend my congratulations on a job well done in the Middle East. Thanks to your firm but fair approach to international trade, petrol prices are now at their lowest level in years. I can't help but notice, however, that the price of some imported beer, German beer in particular, is still much higher than it should be. I'm sure there is something you can do about this. Didn't they learn anything from Dresden?
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
P.S. The new White Stripes CD was overpriced. Please bomb Detroit.


--canobeans, found here.
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