April 27th, 2003

Desperada, K: Desperada
  • kielle

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Also? The interview with Francis Crick in this month's Scientific American? That man is a sexy bitch. He is so fucking smart. I want his helix-discovering babies.
-- hisgreyeyes

Dear Left Hand,
Hello there. Good day. I am well aware that of my two hands, you are very much neglected since I am a rightie. And I feel that you may have become resentful to me, and I would very much like to resolve some issues with you.
Hot foodstuffs burn Neva. Hot foodstuffs should not burn Neva. When you sense that hot foodstuffs are coming your way, make sure it does not burn Neva. If you can do this for me, Left Hand, I promise to paint your nails a far prettier color than the Right Hand.
-- mice (abridged -- go read the
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Also? The interview with Francis Crick in this month's <I>Scientific American</I>? That man is a <I>sexy bitch</I>. He is so fucking <I>smart</I>. I want his helix-discovering babies.
-- <LJ USER="hisgreyeyes">

Dear Left Hand,
Hello there. Good day. I am well aware that of my two hands, you are very much neglected since I am a rightie. And I feel that you may have become resentful to me, and I would very much like to resolve some issues with you.
Hot foodstuffs <B>burn</B> Neva. Hot foodstuffs should not <B>burn</B> Neva. When you sense that hot foodstuffs are coming your way, make sure it does not <B>burn</B> Neva. If you can do this for me, Left Hand, I promise to paint your nails a far prettier color than the Right Hand.
-- <LJ USER="mice"> (abridged -- go read the <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mice/211604.html"whole thing</A> :)
Desperada, K: Desperada
  • kielle

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In response to this...

jusheureux: I watched the second half of that Helen Of Troy miniseries this afternoon, and I have to say, it's very hard to take a story seriously when, every time you look at Menelaus, you see the gay '80s One Hit Wonder from Bridget Jones and a weird resemblance to the guy who fucked Hugo Weaving in Bedrooms & Hallways.

...this was said...

mordecai: AHAHAHA. I think he's adorable, dammit.
bnh: I agree with her. But I think this all comes down to one question: Can gay men be attracted to Helen? o.o
wildlikecurt: I didn't see it, but I feel the need to comment so I'll do so with immature shit. Helen has a dick.
oliveoyl: A big one, at that. She is the daughter of Zeus.
wildlikecurt: At least one person agrees with me.

...and this...

mordecai: I think Odysseus dumped Menelaus right before they went to talk to Priam and that whole "SHE IS MY WIFE" outburst was just a big fat "omg Odysseus DO NOT LEAVE ME!!! TE AMO MY SLUT OF ITHACA!!!!"
Wow Neat

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bnh: ...sarah jessica parker creeps me out for some reason. ¬_¬
motheaten: she IS creepy! she's also physically rather appalling and all the characters on the show ["Sex And The City"] are irritating as fuck but it's so hypnotising, i can't explain it. it's like watching christina aguilera gyrate and giving your eyeballs herpes, you feel filthy but you can't look away.
bnh: i've never seen it, but i have seen christina gyrate, so i think i know what you're talking about!