April 21st, 2003

  • celli

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And yeah, my husband and I were wondering how come Ayla invented EVERYTHING THERE EVER WAS or knew the people who did. We kept expecting her to whip out her Prehistoric Gameboy and play some Tetris during a slow moment.

--sorchar in marysues, about Clan of the Cave Bear
bitch queen

Musings On Being Evil

"Adam says it's more evil to sacrifice cute and innocent mammals on other people's desks. He's probably right.

Note to self: Have flaming baby rabbit bonfire on desk of coworker who gave two days' notice instead of on my desk. Remember to tear its little baby heart out so that the sun rises again tomorrow and be sure to splatter blood everywhere first." -- tinagilman