wheels of fish and fire
From
lush_rimbaud, in a funny post about her group's limo for the prom:
It has a fishtank. A fishtank. I mean, Jesus Christ. Who gets into a limousine and thinks, "This is a great car, but it needs more fish?" And, even more strangely, there is a fireplace. Yes. Exactly what everyone needs in a car. I don't know about you, but whenever I get into a limousine the first thing I think is not, "This car would seem so much more grand and luxurious if only it were currently on fire."
It has a fishtank. A fishtank. I mean, Jesus Christ. Who gets into a limousine and thinks, "This is a great car, but it needs more fish?" And, even more strangely, there is a fireplace. Yes. Exactly what everyone needs in a car. I don't know about you, but whenever I get into a limousine the first thing I think is not, "This car would seem so much more grand and luxurious if only it were currently on fire."