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From lush_rimbaud, in a funny post about her group's limo for the prom:

It has a fishtank. A fishtank. I mean, Jesus Christ. Who gets into a limousine and thinks, "This is a great car, but it needs more fish?" And, even more strangely, there is a fireplace. Yes. Exactly what everyone needs in a car. I don't know about you, but whenever I get into a limousine the first thing I think is not, "This car would seem so much more grand and luxurious if only it were currently on fire."

"this whole ass-cheek liberation movement has gotten way out of hand. i thought the thong pantiliners were too much, but now they have thong maxis. how hard is it to swallow your ass-pride and wear a pair of regular underpants five days out of the month? if you can't handle that, i recommend either tampax or a hysterectomy."
--ooshiny in too_much_info