Oh my lord. This can't be natural. Do I have to pay child support?cricketclone:
So does this make you my daddy?crantz:
Unwilling gene donor. In some provinces this means I can sell your organs on the black market and buy myself an x-box. Given that Manitoba is not one of these, I will be forced to reflect and realize that I have never followed these guidelines anyway. Hold still. *holds up machete*cricketclone:
Eeeh. *flees to a safe distance* I could be much more profitable to you alive -- I swear...crantz:
*eyedarts* Personal servant/henchman/footstool? ...I have an instinctive desire to serve you...crantz:
You look like [Jonathan Rhys-Meyers]. I'm selling you on a street corner. C'mon.cricketclone:
I DO NOT WANT TO BE SOLD ON THE STREET CORNER!!! I will act retarded and call you Dadoo. No one will buy me!crantz:
There's some mighty fine eatin' on you, boy.