Metaquotes

(Not sure if it's kosher to post from other journal sites, but seeing as both of these quotes come from a community that should be on LJ, I'm posting 'em. ;) Both were inspired by a really disturbing Ewan MacGregor fanboard...)

I feel constrained to point out, however, that The Ewan does indeed have a mighty big talent. Among my friends the consensus is that it is not so much Little Ewan as Slightly Smaller Ewan.
-- mirabellawotr

[quoting:] The way to woo any woman's soul is through a great smile and a song. Pouring glitter on yourself and jumping around naked doesn't hurt either.
-- mffl

These people wouldn't know a good Earl Grey if Patrick Stewart leapt up and bit them on the ass.
-- elis

"I tend to go with the scientific definition - an unnatural sexual act is one in which your partner isn't biodegradable." - tdj (entire post here. Very amusing, this.)