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"Yes, I was born with a vagina. Fortunately, it didn't come with a genetically predetermined set of opinions."

From marm, who is just full of opinions.

agenda: And I can't just pre-emptively smite you? WHYYYYYY?
crantz: Because it makes baby Buddha cry.
agenda: ... Shut up. Baby Buddha loves me.
crantz: Baby Buddha wants yo liver.
agenda: What about baby Jesus and baby Mohammed? Religious baby figures should not disfigure me, yo.
crantz: Hey. It wasn't me that gave Buddha the switchblade o_o

"Some people are too goddamned creepy to be allowed anything that doesn't involve repeated taserings until they promise never ever to do it again." -- shadowlongknife

_redpanda_: [About this picture:] Pardon my French, but I think I just spontaneously ovulated.
crantz: thank you for the saying and attached mental image.
_redpanda_: You're welcome. Omelette? *RUNS*
crantz: People like you go to the bad place, goddamnit.
_redpanda_: *waves her reserved tickets* But I've got a great view of the lower circles!