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The news today certainly looks bleak to a casual reader. But perhaps we can appreciate our relative fortune by imagining what headlines we could be seeing instead.
Army Black Hawk helicopter crashes into mountain of preschool children
Vengeful zombies emerge from Ground Zero, eat living
UN peacemaker troops ransack White House, Fort Knox, steal everything
Center for disease control accidentally breaks 400 test tubes on 8th Avenue
George Lucas revealed as director of Return of the King, Matrix III
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madbard
Army Black Hawk helicopter crashes into mountain of preschool children
Vengeful zombies emerge from Ground Zero, eat living
UN peacemaker troops ransack White House, Fort Knox, steal everything
Center for disease control accidentally breaks 400 test tubes on 8th Avenue
George Lucas revealed as director of Return of the King, Matrix III
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