February 25th, 2003

nannyfucking's awesome!HAHA!
  • ahli

Hello.

I joined just so I could post this:

annlarimer: I don't have much call for the poofballs. The mason jar full of random buttons, however, gets used like a Brooklyn hooker.

jusheureux: I don't, either, but I try to find excuses to use them. They're so... poofy. Generally they just end up lost. Like a hooker in the Hudson, then.

annlarimer: "'Nuther drowned poofball, Lenny." "No googly eyes for this one, then."

"In the criminal justice system, poofball-based offenses are handled by an elite squad called the Fluffy Victims Unit. These are their stories."

BOMP-BOMP!
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bitch PLEASE

it's "quote the hell out of ann larimer" day <3

ahli: You should be afraid. I am afraid of your card. It's um, very feminine.
annlarimer: As long as it doesn't go into labor and start spitting out gift tags all over the dining-room table.
ahli: I have no control over its actions once it goes in the mailbox. Keep it away from pizza flyers and your phone bill and you lessen the odds.

inkysweet: My stepmother taught a literature class and for fun one year - she taught "A Modest Proposal" as a real proposal to solve the problem of poverty in Ireland instead of a satire. The scarey thing is - most of the class bought into it and some really defended the idea of selling babies as cash crops...
crantz: I wish my English teachers had tried that...

lavendertook: *passes the ketchup* (-;
crantz: Mmm. The sweet sweet flesh of the poor.

The latter two from here and the first one from here.