January 25th, 2003

Wow Neat

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In addition to the exciting demolition and mysterious excavation, perplexing rerouting of things is also beginning to occur. Not just water pipes and drain pipes, but even the dryer vent! Without the ability to vent externally, I'm worried that the next time the warp core overheats we won't be able to vent our plasma...

Uhura, send a sub-space email to Starfleet about the emergency here at Casa de Enterprise! Geordi, prepare to jettison the engine nacelles, the warp core, all twenty-three volumes of the Encyclopedia Galactica and Mr. Neelix's astro-asparagus casserole! Worf, arm all photon torpedoes and prepare to fire at the Tholian Web on my command...

*sledge*

...hey, neat venting hole in the basement wall (good work Mr. Worf).

I'll be in my ready room if anyone needs me (especially Jadzia or Kira). Somehow I just don't think the three hours of space sleep I got last night was enough.

-- caribouken
Wow Neat

One more because he's so darn funny, though I guess only us MSTies will really get this...

So I was browsing through the Gist.com listings for this weekend and noticed that the James Bond movie GoldenEye was playing this weekend on the USA Channel. Then I happened to notice who was in the movie together...

GoldenEye (1995)
Sean Bean...Alec Trevelyan <-- Boromir (LOTR)
Robbie Coltrane...Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky <-- Rubeus Hagrid (Harry Potter)
Joe Don Baker...Jack Wade <-- Mitchell

At first, my mind reeled at the thought of Sean Bean and Robbie Coltrane acting together with Joe Don Baker! My, my, my god!! Then I realized I had to share this horror with Ms. CocoaJava. Being the perverse writer she is, she suggested that someone ought to write a slash story involving Boromir and Mitchell.

Uh, yeah...

After returning from throwing up, we realized that the world just wasn't ready for anything so horrifying. However, we also realized that, like the Ultimate Joke from that old Monty Python sketch, such a story could become the world's most powerful anti-aphrodisiac. It could solve the problem of overpopulation and bring about world peace in our lifetime!

Of course its use would have to be carefully regulated, otherwise we might inadvertently cause the extinction of the human race. Or at the very least, plunge the world into economic chaos by causing the collapse of the porn industry!

-- caribouken