: Hmmm. In that scene in Fellowship with Gandalf and Saruman in Orthanc (which, incidentially, reminds me oddly of the Matrix - except with old men who haven't quite got the hang of all the martial arts-y stuff...), how the hell does Saruman go from spinning Gandalf up the tower to keeping him up at the top?
Surely we should end up with a large wizard-shaped splat on the ceiling...
Which, by the way, would
have happened if Gandalf and Saruman were cartoon characters in a Mel Blanc short.