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Overheard at a party tonight from people with no connections to fandom, at all... I really really would love to see Aragorn top Legolas... Sheesh. You can run but you can't hide.
-- ayodele

Apparently, question seventeen [of this quiz] was killed needlessly at Helm's Deep.
That fucker. He wasn't even supposed to be there!
-- sporkninja

In soulvamp's journal:

xdawnsummersx: I think it's cute.
dramagirl42: Anything that requires lubricant cannot be considered cute.
elfgirl:Now that, my friends, has got to be one of the best one-liners of all time.

(The Sunnydale Sockpuppets are odd...)

"Also who are the bastards that do not list Jeezus? There are 11 people that I have deemed savable and worthy to glance upon the Holy Lighteous Beauty that is ME, and they have not added me back. BLASPHEMY! MAY YOUR MILK TURN TO CURDLING VOMITOUS CHUNKS THAT YOU WILL FEAST UPON WITH DISEASED MAGGOTS!

Saving you people is so hard these days. Liek, omg. "

-jeezus


I'd include the whole post with complaints about Satan leaving his thong on the couch, but it's a bit long and I'm lazy.