January 8th, 2003

Desperada, K: Desperada
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One for the HP fans, one for the Buffy lot...

How silly! Don't the H/Hr and R/Hr shippers realize that they're both wrong? I mean, it's obvious that Hermione's eventually going to realize that Ron and Harry couldn't find their asses with both hands and a lumos spell without her help, and that a witch needs a man like a fish needs a broomstick, and she's going to find someone who's actually her intellectual equal. Someone like that lovely Ravenclaw, Cho Chang.

Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are going to be way too busy in the ongoing orgy in the Gryffindor boys' dorm to worry about her.

-- darkrosetiger (on fandom_wank)



Subject: Employee of the Month: competition heats up
Have strong suspicions that Darren the Harbinger is padding his SIT-kill scores. I don't believe that all the residents of that nursing home were potential Slayers. And that small pigeon in Stockholm was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Mood: cynical

-- thefirstevil

* = "Slayer In Training," I believe
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The lesser of two Mary Sue evils?

From a posting in marysues...

sarajayechan: "Ah, so THIS Mary Sue is here to get Jessie, her idol and her bestest friend, together with James. *snickers* Gotta love Matchmaker Mary Sue.

(Not.)"

k_diddy:" Well... at least she isn't there to steal James from Jessie. That's a point in her favor, right? Right? NO."

sarajayechan: "I can't decide which is worse. Matchmaking MS or MS that gets with the guy."

k_diddy: "Well, let's see here. With an MS that gets the guy, you're pretty much guaranteed one person that is completely OOC from the beginning (the guy that falls for the MS). With a matchmaking MS, it's two characters that are OOC. But, in the end, it really doesn't matter because every canon character will eventually become OOC as they bow down before the MS and anoint her their new queen. Or something.

So, it's a tie. They're equally horrid."
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