And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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I'm having a lazy day watching Sharpe DVDs. Every DVD I watch, I get hit with the same three observations:

1) It isn't possible for Sharpe to keep his knob in his trousers for more than five minutes at a time.

2) Climactic Battle Scenes don't work when there are only twenty or so extras. I keep expecting a 'Let us go in single file to fool the hated enemy, bwana!'

3) It isn't possible for Sharpe to keep his knob in his trousers for more than five minutes at a time. (Technically, this is the same as 1. However, he shags so many people that I think it's allowed to class as two.)

-- derryderrydown
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