Lib (libram) wrote in metaquotes,
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anna: whats wrong with a vibrator?
inna: can't you get cancer?

--vitachka


nightstalker: I shared an elevator with Bill O'Riely yesterday. He looked very smug...
kimpire: Did the elevator at least taste good?

Y'see, what I don't get is why he should look smug. It's almost like the elevator killed Bill O'Reilly's father or something, and by killing it and sharing it with nightstalker he's avenging his father's death.

"Hello, my name is Bill O'Reilly. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Or:

"Hey, elevator! You're goin' down."
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