Seriously though, the whole thing was kind of gutting. However, anything that makes Our Tone upset is not all bad. I don't like Our Tone. He's not a ginger love God called Charlie Kennedy. He's, in fact,a wankshaft of utter depravity.
And you Americans think you've got it bad?
You've got the Shrub. We've got the Bitch of the Shrub.
Britain's your rubber-wearing, PVC-loving, studded collar-clad gimp.