Except of course to mention that Tony Blair has 'congratulated' Bush on his win.
"President Bush's re-election comes at a critical time. A world that is fractured, divided and uncertain must be brought together to fight this global terrorism in all its forms, and to recognize it will not be defeated by military might alone," said Blair, at his Downing Street office."
By 'critical time' he means that he was getting so horny he almost slept with his wife. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WIFE?
By 'a world that is fractured and divided' he means that he had been making secret sexy phone calls to Kerry and Edwards and Bush found out and wouldn't speak to him for months.
By 'must be brought together' he means he's sorry but was just making sure he'd have someone to shag until his term was over AND HE COULD MOVE TO FIJI AND HAVE GEORGE'S BABIES and he hopes that his poodleyboo will forgive him and make a trip to the UK very soon. VERY VERY SOON.
By 'will not be defeated by military might alone' he means he promises not to be swayed by the promise of playing master-slave with Edwards again. That fucking pretty boy. HE NEVER REALLY LOVED HIM! HE WAS JUST TOYING WITH HIS EMOTIONS!
And my favorite part,
"All of us in positions of leadership, not just President Bush, have a responsibility to rise to this challenge. It is urgent that we do so."
I AM SO TWELVE!
And just think, NOW YOU HAVE FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM TEH EXP0Z0R OF TEH SEKRIT REPUBLICAN AGENDA TO BUGGER ALL W0RLD LEADERZ.
--kandykorn in this post.