"I plan to get some bourbon and some sparkling wine. The bourbon is for bad news, the sparkling wine for the not-so bad news, at least in my opinion. I'd get champagne, but the good news isn't that much better than the bad."
"I really want a fair election. Barring that I want an unfair one that brings down the party responsible....
...and I'm afraid that either way, %50 of the population will wake up and think that they've been cheated, whether it's true or not."
The whole post is actually a great read. Go see it here