Dear Man on the Phone while Voting:
I didn't realize that the "Please Turn Cell Phones Off" sign on the Election Commission's door didn't apply to you. Perhaps if I had, I wouldn't have been so put off by your incredibly annoying ringtone, and your even more annoying "Hello . . . Hello? HELLO?! HELLO?! ....... HELLO?!" after you picked the phone up. You must be pretty important and patient to not let our paltry voting interrupt your half-conversation!
Sorry for the misunderstanding,