I'm Mister Cellophane (aberranteyes) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm Mister Cellophane
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After seeing The Calcium Kid, crevette prepares for her Orlando Bloom obsession to reach new heights.

This was shot before "Pirates" and he still looks so, so young in this. So very young. I don't like the embroyonic look. I fell for the facial hair in "Pirates". Let's just say that the combination of the muscles and the full beard in "Kingdom of Heaven" will probably require a preauthorized emergency room visit from Aetna to rehydrate me after my lady bits go onto overtime fluid production. Hell, I might as well just bring my own IV to the theater. I just hope no one gets hit by a flying ovary or two when my uterus explodes. That would be hard to explain to theater management and might get me permanently barred from the AMC Woodlands.
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