Aaaand I won't read hard kink. BDSM gay chan twincest might do it for you, but I'm FAR too British for that shit.
koh4711 in nanowrimo:
In spite of what I may think, this is not National Novel Second Guessing to the Point of Paralysis and Deciding I'm Better Suited to Weaving Wicket Baskets in the Swiss Alps Month.
The rest of the entry is hilarious too.