There was a call from a bill collector at about 10am something, we (her and her Mutti) both picked up the phone at the same time, but I decided to wait and listen.
The lady had a southern accent and when she played the number message for my mom, I disguised my voice saying "ma'am? ma'am?....hello?"
Mutti kept tryin to respond during the message, so when it quit i said "ma'am? you still there?"
Mutti said "yes? I'm still here."
I said "Good! Cause I'm hungry!"
I could hear my mom move the phone away from her ear saying "what the?"
-- From a locked post by amnesiac157, grammar edited. It amused me, at least.