Jesus likes pie! (t3andcrumpets) wrote in metaquotes,
Jesus likes pie!
t3andcrumpets
metaquotes

  • Mood:

quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"

From an entry by raindroproses:

As Satan dealt with the complete breakdown of his corporation, HELL, Inc., he was also presented with a civil suit for breach of contract. George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees, claimed that the contract he signed with HELL provided for both continued Yankees wins over the Red Sox, as well as confirming the loss of the Red Sox in any World Series for one hundred years. Satan's lawyers responded, saying, "Mr. Steinbrenner's contract was signed in pig's blood, which invalidates any and all--you're saying that it is his blood? Oh. Um... oops?"
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 6 comments