And to illustrate the wear and tear this is taking on my mind: a conversation I was having with myself when Chris suggested I drink some milk to make my tummy settle down. I explained that sometimes milk and my tummy don't get along. And then I was going to continue with that thought to explain....
[Mind] ::composing:: "I don't think that it's that my tummy is dyslexic or anything, bu-"
[Internal editor] ... "Dyslexic"?
[Mind] ... "doesn't process milk well"?
[Internal editor] ... do you mean "lactose intolerant?"
[Funny bone] Hey now, you know we're very tolerant of milk of all colors!