lunar eclipse: check
red sox winning the world series: check
yasser arafat on the brink of death: check
remains of "hobbits" found in indonesia: check
it's getting mighty cold in new england [hell]: check
the beast of the book of revelations is conquering the world: check
bring on the seven trumpets! give me plagues of locusts! go sox!
and later, in a comment to a comment:
yeah, i'm waiting for the mark of the beast to start appearing on our hands and foreheads.
a great big W.