Nokomis (thebigfatman) wrote in metaquotes,
Nokomis
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This is the glory that is the mind of kevinm126:

The Red Sox have won the World Series, and if Bush wins re-election we're all fucked. Seriously. There has to be something in Revelations that mentions a curse being broken and a retard ascending the throne.

Wait, I found it.

"And lo, the socks flowed red with victory; and David Ortiz ate an entire pizza by himself. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat upon him was named Death. And Hell followed with him."






If anybody has problems with the swears, give me a heads-up and I'll lj-cut it.
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