Janet Snakehole (applespicy) wrote in metaquotes,
Janet Snakehole
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BURNING IN HELL!

Recently I made a post on my LJ about a religious zealot who "speaks" at my university. And by "speaks," I mean that he stands up on a folding chair and condemns everyone and everything. He even has a problem with Lucky Charms! In the comments, irish_cocktail tells us why.

HEARTS = GAY LOVE. BURNING IN HELL!
STARS = PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE GOD(S). BLASPHEMY. BURNING IN HELL!
HORSESHOES = OMEGA. AGAIN, CEREAL IS TRYING TO BE A FALSE GOD. BURNING IN HELL!
CLOVERS = IRISH. NEED I SAY MORE? BURNING IN HELL!
BLUE MOONS = DREAMWORKS. CORPORATIONS WITH NO SOULS. BURNING IN HELL!
POTS OF GOLD = GREED OF MONEY. BURNING IN HELL!
RAINBOWS = OMGMOREGAY! BURNING IN HELL!
RED BALLOONS = RED IS SIN. PROMUSCUITY. BURNING IN HELL!
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