slytherincesss's 'make friends with your vagina' line:Me and my vagina go for coffee every week, yo! Bestest friends eva! And then we go to the mall and look at cute boys!
Smo, also in response to the 'friends' line:
If my vagina would talk, it'd say, "Bitch, why the fuck don't you ever feed me? I need some dick up in this mofo!"
Ah, vagina!love. Thou art so heartwarming. (Possibly peniswarming, too, but I wouldn't know, not having one and all. Really. Promise.)
