mr five dollar foot long's sweet caboose (snacky) wrote in metaquotes,
mr five dollar foot long's sweet caboose
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After reading Subject: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Fw: Hello Pumpkin


A 10 year old little girl was asked by another classmate, "What is it like to be a Christian?"

The 10 year old little girl replied "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off you. Then he cuts open the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

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This was passed on to me from another pumpkin.

Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!

se_parsons comments:

I like the way God chooses you especially, lobotomizes you, takes out your "yucky stuff" like free will and doubt and thought and humanity, and then turns you into a lamp.
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