desperateopiate describes life in a family of pro-lifers:
Fun exchanges with pro-life family members!
Exchange #1: I am 17 and a half.
Me: Dad, let's go see [insert random R-Rated movie out in theatres, I don't remember which one it was].
Dad: No. that's rated R and you're not 18 yet.
Me: Sure I am.
Dad: No, your birthday is in November. It's May.
Me: Yes, but I was conceived in February, and since you believe that life begins at conception, I've been eighteen for three months now. *big grin*
I still didn't get to see that movie.
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