The problem I was having with [my car] Giles was that he didn't want to go 0 mph.
Giles liked to die. I should have named him Buffy.
Quoted from eibhinn, also with permission:
35. Are you loyal?
Yes. I tend to phase in and out of peoples' lives as I try to (usually unsucessfully) gauge if they want me around or not, but I'm always there. Try as you like, you'll never fully rid yourself of me. Ahahahaaha I'm like herpes.