I want to save one, though, and take it to the "Carb Control Center" across the street from the Commuter Lot
Where I park in three days a week,
And I want to take the fragrant "Rosemary Oil and Garlic" bagel,
Hard from five days' worth of no preservatives,
At the terrified carb-counters.
SEE THIS BAGEL? I EAT IT! I EAT BAGELS! AND I'M LOSING WEIGHT!