interesting town quotes:
Man with ladder: *turns*
Ladder: *SMACKS ME OVER THE HEAD*
People: OMFG LOL!!!
Me: Slapstick is so last century. >:O
Young boy: A NUN! LOOK! MUM! A REAL LIVE NUN! *points*
Teenage boy: You're not allowed to point at nuns.
Young boy: Why not? o.O
Teenage boy: Says so in the Bible. God's going to STRIKE YOU DEAD.
Young boy: *WAILS*
Aaaaand my personal favourite:
Pushy irritating clipboard-woman: Sir! Stop! SIR! It won't take long!
Mr. Camper-Than-Clary: Sorry, I've got to catch a plane to Timbuktu, it's leaving at FUCK-YOU-THIRTY. *wobbly attitude-head*
Entire population of Derby: *ROLLS*