Tiara (divabat) wrote in metaquotes,
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This Entry REPOSTED! because the comment thread just got longer and longer...


cleolinda: HELLO. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. THIS IS NOT THE CLINIC. PLEASE STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER, WRONG NUMBER GUY. MY NOT-CLINICNESS IS NOT CHANGING ANYTIME SOON. THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

bibliotech: Hello? Is this the journal for the clinic?

cleolinda: I KEEL YOU BOTCH.

bibliotech: So...can I make an appointment, then? I have this rash...

renne: IT'S NOT A RASH!

No, wait, you said you had it, didn't you?

bibliotech: ...Did you give this to me? COOTIE-MONGER!

renne Hey, THAT wasn't me, that was cleolinda's fault!

bibliotech: cleolinda and cooties: Both start with a 'C'.

Coincidence? I think not.

renne: C is for cooties, that's good enough for... cleolinda!!!

bibliotech: She's so going to smite us with her Galadrial-after-the-Ring-like powers. You know that, right?

renne: Of course she is.

BECAUSE NOW HER SEKRIT IS OUT.

bibliotech: HA! I'm not scared of her much! BRING IT ON!

renne: Me? I'm terrified!

WE'LL TAKE HER ON! *WAVES FISTS*

bibliotech: Maybe we should hide over there somewhere. Where she can't see us. Because SHE IS NOT SMART MOO HA HA

*WAVES...um. SHOE*

renne: HOLD ME I AM SO SCARED! *cries*

SOLIDARITY!!

bibliotech: SHE'S SO MEEN! AND SHE HAS BAD TASTE IN SHOES, I'M GUESSING!

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!




and from someone else in the same post:

darkspear: "if you are calling a clinic, you are definitely calling th wrong number. if you are blind, i strongly suggest you get somebody else to dial the phone for you. if you are plain stupid, then i suggest that you don't use the phone at all."
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