cleolinda: HELLO. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. THIS IS NOT THE CLINIC. PLEASE STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER, WRONG NUMBER GUY. MY NOT-CLINICNESS IS NOT CHANGING ANYTIME SOON. THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.
bibliotech: Hello? Is this the journal for the clinic?
cleolinda: I KEEL YOU BOTCH.
bibliotech: So...can I make an appointment, then? I have this rash...
renne: IT'S NOT A RASH!
No, wait, you said you had it, didn't you?
bibliotech: ...Did you give this to me? COOTIE-MONGER!
renne Hey, THAT wasn't me, that was cleolinda's fault!
bibliotech: cleolinda and cooties: Both start with a 'C'.
Coincidence? I think not.
renne: C is for cooties, that's good enough for... cleolinda!!!
bibliotech: She's so going to smite us with her Galadrial-after-the-Ring-like powers. You know that, right?
renne: Of course she is.
BECAUSE NOW HER SEKRIT IS OUT.
bibliotech: HA! I'm not scared of her
WE'LL TAKE HER ON! *WAVES FISTS*
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!
and from someone else in the same post:
darkspear: "if you are calling a clinic, you are definitely calling th wrong number. if you are blind, i strongly suggest you get somebody else to dial the phone for you. if you are plain stupid, then i suggest that you don't use the phone at all."