You know what would be cool? If World War 3 was really just a flame war. You'd have random countries of no significance, like Uzbekistan or Poland or wherever-else, shouting "PWNED!" and "OMG U R OWNZ0RZ3D!" while the U.S., North Korea, Britain, China, Israel, Pakistan, and all the other nuclear-weapon-having countries type out long and pretentious remarks to each other. Then France puts it all in metaquotes and LJ Drama.