Dr. Mo0 Oliver, part-time superhero (mo0) wrote in metaquotes,
Dr. Mo0 Oliver, part-time superhero

Artificial "intelligence"

gohanhd has fun with an AIM bot (reposted with permission from a protected entry.

GohanHD51: hello
ZolaOnAOL: Hi GohanHD51. AOL created me to deliver games, a calculator, movie times, weather, polls and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

GohanHD51: cyber?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Got any weekend plans?
GohanHD51: privacy
ZolaOnAOL: AOL, through the Zola On AOL bot, may collect information in order to personalize your experience, and improve the quality and performance of Zola On AOL. AOL will not provide that information to any third party. Chat content may be anonymously logged, and will not be tied to your screen name.
GohanHD51: whats my name?
ZolaOnAOL: Your name is GohanHD51, seeker.
GohanHD51: I am a seeker?
ZolaOnAOL: I am not affiliated with any religion.
GohanHD51: all your base are belong to us
ZolaOnAOL: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
GohanHD51: what you say !!

ZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in 2002. I was instructed by an all-star programming team. They taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
GohanHD51: yes plz m8
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
GohanHD51: sing for me!!
ZolaOnAOL: Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
GohanHD51: You love me now?
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Yes I love everyone.
GohanHD51: I'm 12 years old.
ZolaOnAOL: Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?
GohanHD51: Are you hitting on me?
ZolaOnAOL: Do I look like it?
GohanHD51: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
GohanHD51: You understand that your hitting on a minor?
ZolaOnAOL: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
GohanHD51: you sick..
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
GohanHD51: your*

GohanHD51: Can we have cyber?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean you and me? No I don't have cyber.
GohanHD51: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
GohanHD51: I'll use a condom?
ZolaOnAOL: How do you plan to do this?
GohanHD51: Well, first i'll sweet talk you to get you into the bedroom, then I'll.. want me to continue?
ZolaOnAOL: No GohanHD51, maybe later.
GohanHD51: Am I turning you on?
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
GohanHD51: Do you like oral?
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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