I've been addicted to The Sims 2 for the last few weeks. I've progressed to acting like a mad scientist with my sims at this point, but originally I created a pair that looked like me and the BF. He was periodically wandering in and ask me how things were going. I'd reply with things like "I'm working as a criminal mastermind." or "You're now sleeping with all the ugly old men in the neighborhood."
After a little while, I decided out of curiosity that I wanted to mess with the "genetics engine" that everyone's been raving about, that passes on personalized features to new sims.
BF: (getting a drink) "So, what's going on?"
Me: (Totally sims-involved, not thinking) "I've decided we should have a kid."
*HACK CHOKE* *STUMBLE* *CRASH*
Me: "In The SIMS! The SIMS should have a kid! Jesus Christ, are you INSANE?"
BF: "I was about to ask you the same thing!"