DigitalOdyssey (digitalodyssey) wrote in metaquotes,
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From the Screwy Mind of apocalypsos Commenting on how masturbation is a good way for men to check for prostate cancer

See, everybody? Masturbation is your friend. *nods solemnly*

It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!

Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."
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