ciara_belle: If I, in fact, have been excommunicated, I will pull a Henry VIII and set up my own religion. I shall call it the psychotic bastard religion The Church of Rachel. And it will be like Catholicism, only without the asshattery of the Vatican. I am all for anti-asshat religions. And this is just a small drop in the bucket of asshat statements by the Vatican. I just really like the word asshat. Asshat. *hee* The Church of Rachel will never ever have services at 8 o'clock on Sunday mornings. That hour will, in fact, be excommunicated. Followers of the Church of Rachel so far include me, and possibly my roommate, who is technically Episcopalian, but they're Catholic-lite and she never goes to church anyway.
divineline: Dude, I'd so join the Church of Rachel. As long as we get tea and cake or death.
Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!
ciara_belle: You're lucky I'm Church of Rachel. There will be both tea and cake AND cookies. Cookies are much better than communion wafers anyway. I know those are supposed to be the Body of Christ, but they taste awful and Jesus always sticks to the roof of my mouth.