"If AIDS is God's way to get rid of homosexuals, then lesbians have to be God's chosen people, as they can't get HIV."
Which, I think, is also sufficient evidence that God is indeed a man. And like all men he's horny and likes porn. There are some advantages to being all-knowing and all-seeing.
ETA: Dudes, enough with the medical arguments; we've established that lesbians can actually catch HIV. But that first bit was a quote within a quote, yes?