Imagine the suicide note if she did, though? 'Dear mum and dad - I know you took the time and effort to raise me into this world, but now I'm ditching you because somebody said my Lord of the Rings fan fiction was bad. Fare well, cruel world.'
But, you know, with worse spelling.
- cspinks on a post in deleterius concerning a reply from a Suethor to a review where she threatened to commit suicide.