"Speaking of fun, I totally got hit on at Tully's during my little walkabout yesterday! I think it's hilarious how white people in Japan cling to each other like magnets--it's like Gaijin Missile Lock. Hear that beeping sound? The one other white person in the crowd will find you and think it's totally ok to interrupt you when you're obviously working or ask all kinds of personal questions--because, hey, you're white! We're practically related! Gaijin Pride! High five!"