MIASMA (backfromspace) wrote in metaquotes,

This happened today:

My mother decided we had to have a 'bonding' lunch, so while we were driving we passed a rental place and she was like 'Oh, I rented a woodchipper from there once' and I said 'is there where the neighbors went?'
her: "yes"

we share a little laugh.

Then she starts talking again.

Her:"You know? In movies? When they feed a body to the woodchipper, all you see is this leg or something going down and it isn't LIKE THAT. There's all sorts of blood everywhere and it sprays out into your face... movies are so fake"
me: "...o.o"

and no talking for the rest of the car ride

Ps: She made very descriptive hand gestures during her little speech.


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