amusedMe: not bad
Me: I banged my finger in a door!
Mom: oooooooooooooooooooo
Me: You can see my pulse!
Mom: does it still hurt?
Mom: did you put ice on?
Mom: what door?
Me: a little, yes, and the door to my room, of course
Me: er
Me: change yes to no.
Me: But I did hold it against a cold glass of milk for a bit!
Mom: put ice on...it would help
Mom: is it throbbing?
Me: only a little
Mom: take advil
Me: I don't need advil!
Me: I can still type! I'm sure it's fine!
Me: Just a little discolored under the nail
Mom: what color is it?
Me: purpred?
Mom: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Me: Wait, no. Maybe it's more redple.
I clearly should have been an art major.
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fox1013, quoted from a friendslocked post with permission 