Hurricanes should always be named after women. Always. Because then you can talk about them. You can blame it on pms. "Damn bitch Claudette got pissed that I was cheating with her sister and trashed my house" "Damn bitch Claudette pissed all over this hellsent city." It just doesn't work when it's a guy. What would it be like - "That damn bastard Henry got pissed that I wouldn't give him head so he fucking came all over the city, look at the mess!"
We have tornados. I wish they named tornados, cause that's all we have here. I'd so be all like, "Damn son of a bitch tornado stole my COWS the motherfucker."
Seriously. I would so talk like the weather is my best friend. Yeah I would.